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instead of being all political, man, can't we all just smoke a joint and chill? all this 'rage, rage, against the libel of the profit' stuff is driving me batshit. it's so old hat.

fudge is a bastard, but nothing's going to change, ever, so what's the point in even trying? we should be conserving our efforts for the most important things in life, ie, partying and/or kicking voldiearse into next week. or possibly the sun. i'm thinking something involving rocket launchers, here.

me, i've been exploring the more interesting areas of london. no, not those areas. the ones with impromptu trick ramps.

have come up with a suitable name: samuel owl jackson.

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shades, glasses, planning, evil, plotting, note my highly expressive nose ring, the keen eye of journalistic integrity, hot

The Gentle Art of Owl-Naming

hm. it seems that a single boy in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an owl. or something.

thinking of names. current canidates:

  • samurai
  • pirate
  • zombie
  • mutant
  • assassin
  • dread pirate cthulhu
  • dogmonkey
  • monkey
  • pidgeon
  • evil
  • fluffy
  • baron samedi
  • samuel l. jackson


suggestions?

i'm also thinking of getting a monkey, i'm just not sure that's in the school rules. but i mean, a monkey. obviously, i would name it son goku [Private to Harry and the Ravenclaw Trio] or maybe malfoy [/Private].

maybe professor mcgonagall is right and i wouldn't be a monkey animagus (such a pity), but i'm very fond of them. are there parseltongues for monkeys, anyway?

i doubt they would let me have a doberman as my familiar. pity.